Monday, 23 April 2012

Star Wars

Star Wars is brilliant, but behind all it's brilliance are a number of flaws that render us fan- folk enraged. I will begin with the first 3 (in story order not chronological order). First off Obi Wan trains Anakin for so long bla bla bla, if you don't know the basic story fuck off and watch the movies. After training Anakin he then sends him off to spy or some shit on the emperor- even though Anakin clearly stated that he didn't think it was a good idea, anyways Anakin, being the loyal and obedient student that he is goes off to do his bidding after which he converts to the dark side (NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER) he also converted to save his bitch ass wife I think. This is another reason that one must follow the theory behind bros before hos. Yeah so anyways after all this shit his bitch comes up to him and he chokes her nearly to death defeating the very purpose as to why he converted to the dark side. He then goes on to whoop Obi's ass and ends up getting his legs chopped off and an arm too. Oh wait.... he was also left to MELT IN THE LAVA. Thank you Obi, thank you. After all that shit he was rescued and put in some badass suit. After the fucking surgery is completed he has the fucking audacity to ask if that bitch is OK.. Another thing is Yoda is so fucking brilliant that he is able to detect subtle changes in peoples emotions but he was unable to find out that an entire group of at least 9999999 billion people were scheming against him. smh

       Now for the other ones, Luke goes out, comes home and finds that his family is dead bla bla bla bla, Obi Wan then goes on to train him during which he lies to luke that Darth Vader killed his father BITCH DARTH VADER IS HIS FATHER! After some boring ass shit Luke finally reunites with his daddy and realises that he isn't actually a bad guy and that he is now some old ass ugly shit behind the mask.

Saturday, 19 November 2011

My thoughts on Fanboys

I, unlike others, tend to side with microsoft. its not because windows is "better" than OSX it's because it's my personal preference. I've grown up with windows, I remember playing street fighter on my windows 95 machine with my dad when I was about 5 Years old. Not once have I had any problems with windows unless it was me that caused it, in 10 years of using windows I have only encountered the Blue screen of death ONCE, Once. Listening to fanboys and trolls on the internet talking about windows makes others feel as though we are plagued with the blue screen of death every day, far too often to even get any work done. That's BULLSHIT, I still use a 15" Compaq laptop with a pentium processor and 4GB RAM, which I upgraded from 2GB. I get a fantastically smooth experience with windows 7, aero features work great and so does my multitasking. On the other hand, my cousin has a macbook pro with a 2.53GHZ core 2 duo processor and 4GB of DDR3 RAM(mine is DDR2), after upgrading to Lion I noticed that he can't even play flash video without his fans going ballistic, I've looked around in forums, he's not the only one. Who's court is the ball in now?
     The reason I'm writing this post is because fanboys shamelessly bash on windows even though it is a far finer and more refined experience, but my point is that if you hate microsoft there's no need to be a dick about it, so today i'm going to be a dick about mac osx. I wouldn't mind a civilised conversation regarding the advantages and disadvantages of either OS.
     Another point I wish to emphasise on is cost many people say that windows is more expensive than MAC OS. Take a minute to think about this, is this true? With windows I am not stuck with installing it on one type of computer, heck, I can even install it on a MAC, the same can not be said with MAC OS. With MAC OS, you are limited to installing the operating system on a MAC based machine, which in my view is RIDICULOUSLY overpriced. imo, what can be done on a mac that can't be done on a PC?
     I use my laptop alot for Playstation 1 emulation, I don't think is possible with a mac, even it is, it might not be for long. considering that steve jobs said that the toughest bit of using a computer is the filesystem, or something along those lines and then releasing the mac app store, this, in my view, means that the mac will soon be like an iPhone or iPad where apps programs will only be available from the app store...... Remember that the macbook air also does not have an optical drive which means programs can only be obtained online or through one of the two USB ports.
    
    

The desktop on my laptop, Fences is used to organise the icons, I have used widgets for the information on the bottom right corner

Mac OSX Lion- The world's most advanced desktop operating system. Bullshit, what can you do on a Mac running lion that you can't do on a windows 7 computer with similar specs?? This is the reason I hate apple, they come up with half assed software that is just a crappy layer over their operating system that dumbs down the interface!! The only thing you can do on a mac that you can't do on windows is the shitty, fairy dusted gay finger gestures, which are of no benefit whatsoever.
     One of the new features is "mission control" some shitty named app screen that displays all the users programs in a separate page. Why the fuck did they name it mission control?? are macs so difficult to use that it is a mission to use them? and you need a new feature to "control" your out of control overpriced piece of shit?
     Apple says they make both the hardware and the software, this is not true! the graphics cards are either made my intel or AMD/ATI, the processors by intel, the hard drives made by some other company, the displays and trackpads as well. The only thing that apple can do is put these parts together and take credit for shit they haven't done while complaining about how boring PCs are. If PCs are boring, why are all of the games available on PC while only about 2 are available on mac?? GTA III finally came out in the mac app store. 10 Years late. That seems fine as the people that use macs are gay fanboys that don't even know how to turn on computers.

OS X Lion includes built-in support for full-screen apps.

Go full screen

Apps built to take advantage of the entire screen have a new full-screen button in the window title bar. Click it to expand the app window to fill the screen.

I've had this feature for quite some time now, apple. I also hate having to drag corners manually to expand windows, why don't you have a button that does it for you like in windows??? So much for simplicity.

     Facetime, apple charges mac uses $1 or 60p for this feature, when it can only be used on apple devices. Why would anyone in their right mind buy this when there are free and better alternatives that run on many platforms. One such example is skype, which is available on macs and ios devices as well as every other platform imaginable. Oh yeah, the reason people buy this is because they figured that they spent a billion trillion dollars on a computer and that the price isn't a billionth of what they bought their computer for.


Product Image

15-inch: 2.2 GHz

  • 2.2GHz quad-core
    Intel Core i7
  • 4GB 1333MHz
  • 500GB 5400-rpm1
  • Intel HD Graphics 3000
  • AMD Radeon HD 6750M with 512MB GDDR5
  • Built-in battery (7 hours)2
  • £1549
This is the starting price of a macbook pro, why would anyone buy this rather than buying a higher specced, better looking HP laptop that also has beats by dre audio?

HP Envy 14-2002ea

HP Envy 14-2002ea
Featuring Beats Sound System

  • Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium (64-bit)
  • Intel® Core™ i7-2630QM processor
  • 8GB Memory
  • 750GB SATA Hard Disk Drive
  • £1199

What can Mac users do on their computers other than edit shit???

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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Sick of pop up ads? here's how to get rid of them.

Firstly you will need to download either Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox. Personally I use Google chrome because of its speed and reliability. Once you have installed one of these drivers, head over to the adblock website. Or of you use chrome go to the web store and search for adblock:
Once you have added this to chrome you can also choose what websites not to run this on (Please disable it for my blog as it is my source of income). Blocking this addon for websites is easy: 
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How to set up and use a gameboy advance emulator

Using emulators is only illegal if you do not own the consoles and games that you wish to emulate themselves
Step 1, downloading and extracting the emulator:
Most of you reading this article will have played gameboy advances in their youth, I recently came across a gameboy and nintendo DS emulator called no$gba. The link I am posting is for no$gba, it plays DS games along with gameboy advance games. After downloading it, extract it to a folder of your choice.
Step 2: opening Gameboy advance roms with it:
double click the NO$GBA and navigate to the ROM file you wish to emulate, once you have selected that ROM file, click 'open'.

As you can see, i've opened the Rom. I dont know the controls yet. to get the controls, press 'f11' and then click on the controls tab on the top and set your keyboard or gamepad to the keys required. After this you can play all you want!.




If you are having any difficulties, feel free to email me (unstructuredinfo@gmail.com). I will try to respond as soon as possible.