Star Wars

Star Wars is brilliant, but behind all it's brilliance are a number of flaws that render us fan- folk enraged. I will begin with the first 3 (in story order not chronological order). First off Obi Wan trains Anakin for so long bla bla bla, if you don't know the basic story fuck off and watch the movies. After training Anakin he then sends him off to spy or some shit on the emperor- even though Anakin clearly stated that he didn't think it was a good idea, anyways Anakin, being the loyal and obedient student that he is goes off to do his bidding after which he converts to the dark side (NO SHIT MOTHERFUCKER) he also converted to save his bitch ass wife I think. This is another reason that one must follow the theory behind bros before hos. Yeah so anyways after all this shit his bitch comes up to him and he chokes her nearly to death defeating the very purpose as to why he converted to the dark side. He then goes on to whoop Obi's ass and ends up getting his legs chopped off and an arm too. Oh wait.... he was also left to MELT IN THE LAVA. Thank you Obi, thank you. After all that shit he was rescued and put in some badass suit. After the fucking surgery is completed he has the fucking audacity to ask if that bitch is OK.. Another thing is Yoda is so fucking brilliant that he is able to detect subtle changes in peoples emotions but he was unable to find out that an entire group of at least 9999999 billion people were scheming against him. smh

       Now for the other ones, Luke goes out, comes home and finds that his family is dead bla bla bla bla, Obi Wan then goes on to train him during which he lies to luke that Darth Vader killed his father BITCH DARTH VADER IS HIS FATHER! After some boring ass shit Luke finally reunites with his daddy and realises that he isn't actually a bad guy and that he is now some old ass ugly shit behind the mask.